Give the people quality

*Chop Suey by S.o.t.D. plays and a spotlight shines in the center of the ring. In the spotlight, Anthony Christaensin sits on a couch holding a remote in one hand and a microphone in the other. He begins to speak.*

AC: I give you a typical Friday night for our viewing public. I will play the part of Joe Public watching TV. Scene-(He begins to mimic changing the channel and with each motion, the music of some TV show comes on) "Why is there nothing on TV on Friday nights that stimulates and entertains me.(Ghost Whisperer plays) Ahhh! Stimulating, not entertaining! What else is on, SuperNanny, No way! News shows, boring! That one wrestling show, P-lease. That whiny female GM and her "husband" make watching TV excruciating! (Suddenly, the theme song for FNC comes on) This looks interesting, but do they have any talent. The tag team champions look a little like Raggedy Ann and Andy. The champion looks kind of wishy washy. But, who's this Anthony Christaensin guy, and why is he without a title? Now, if he had a title, and I could see him every week, I would definitely watch this." and Scene. TCM, we have an opportunity to change the face of television history. Imagine, people actually wanting to watch TV on a Friday night instead of going out. You have the chance to do that, and all you have to do is guarantee I am on FNC every week. Now, how can we go about doing this? Why, I do believe that a TV title exists and is without an owner. I would be pleased to take it off your hands and give this company a champion it can be proud of. If you don't give it to me, there are other ways for me to get it (he brings out his platinum paddle "Uncle Frank" and pats it in his hands a few times). Do what is right, TCM, and insure the success of my new playground. I succeed at everything I do and if you don't give me what I want, I will take it. Anyone standing in my way will learn what everyone already knows.....

YOU'RE EITHER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME AND AGAINST ME IS A BAD PLACE TO BE!!!